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Dear Brentford,This forum is a very special place, for very... special people. We're usually so starved of entertainment;bickering about CPZs and gargantuan flats, we should be grateful when a bona fide mental patient takes the timeand effort to regale us with his apocalyptic musings. I implore you to use your loaves for a moment. Like tesco's bakery tiger baguette, we're perpetually on the brink of going stale. As Confucius said, "...a strictly enforced regime of cleanliness, inevitably lead to Godly yeast infection."Let us break bread with the lunatics. Or naan or whatever this spastic eats when he isn't fasting. Exclude them from mealtimes and the loonies may find the motivation to effect a coup d'asylum. Moreover, if you ban all the fruitcakes then professional provocateurs such as myself will have to come out ofretirement, just to keep the blood flowing, and other miscellaneous bodily fluids.At least you know where you stand with Iraftiki; somewhere between bowing to pray and kneeling for a beheading. My next spoof was to involve a Romanian animal rights group and a trio of escaped pet anacondas; nowhere would be safe to stand for too long!A prank involving ebola was in the works but got shelved when I realised that Itfartski is probably planning something comparable; and a lot more... theatrical. All the more reason to let him stay here and share what's on his mind; Mi5 don't need to hack his emails - he won't shut up!Choose wisely!  Yours sincerely,          /\        (~(          ) )        /\_/\        ( _---_ (@ @)    ~    (            \  /    &  /|/-----\|\  VEZB  " "      " "

Thomas Lynch ● 4196d

If you look at the context...it's racist.With out immigration, British society and economy would bleed to death. Britain is dying it natural death by aging population and low birth rate. Now the population would be replaced by Muslims.***    Did you forget how your white asses came on boats, robbed people of their wealth from colonies in East?  ***And killed and tortured them? Did you ´integrate´ then? You Britishers are-were nothing but thieves. Majority British population does not know its own history of crimes against humanity because your government there wants to regiment you with false propaganda and tell you bed time stories about your ´royalty´... who were, as I said, nothing but thieves. Whilst I agree that you have an immigration problem in this country, I don't think that this is your main problem. Your main problem is the disintegration of the family unit and the loveless binge drinking environment that your children are growing up in! NEVER in my life have I seen another country where people so seldom give their children a hug and a kiss like in this country and NEVER in my life have I seen another country where there are so many children from different fathers growing up in single parent households! Before you tackle the immigration problem (at least the immigrants LOVE their kids) you should first look at yourselves!If I or anyone else would have used words like thieves, murderers and torturers... then referred to a specific skin colour there would be hell to pay would there not???If I had said that Muslims were brown arsed terrorists I'd be hung, drawn and quartered !!MODERATORS.... I WANT THIS MAN BANNED WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT !

Andy Wright ● 4202d