Guy Lambert Meets Cindrella
Yes, Guy was admiring his handiwork in Whitestile Road when who should happen along but Cinders."Oh Guy", she said. "You look sad". "Yes", he said. "I'm getting a lot of stick about my handiwork and it's the wicked wizard who lives down Enfield. He keeps on about this thing called democracy and refused to accept my excuses." "Oh", said Cinders. "I see you have been telling a few little white porkies. Well, a few more won't hurt. Tell them you met a lady who told you everyone loves them and Guy, don't be down if it all goes tits up. I have the perfect job for you, as the widow Twanky in my pantomime - if we can find a frock big enough to fit you. So go away and use your monotonous, boring, self-promoting blog to say 'Approval on the Ground for New Permanent Road Barriers'. Then there was a thunderous fart, a flash of smoke and Cinders disappeared.
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