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Friday joke to get the weekend going!

Father O'Brien keeps chickens in the garden & notices one morning that the cock is missing.'I know' he says to himself, 'they have cock fighting in the village, I'll ask them in church this morning.'Father O'Brien stands up in church.'Has anybody got a cock?'All the men stand up.'No, No, has anybody seen a cock?'All the women stand up.'No, No, has anybody seen my cock?'Six choir boys, two priests & a goat stand up!

Kevin Farnan ● 6358d3 Comments

Was that the Brentford or the Isleworth baths?!!

Steve Taylor ● 6357d

A bloke was thrown out of the swimming baths the other day. He was wearing his Speedo swimming trunks but hadn't realised that the S had worn off.

Andrew Sibley ● 6358d

KevinIt will take a good one to beat that........any more?

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