Watch out for the following:• Look out for any unusual blemishes or rashers.• Unusual behaviour: doing things you would normally find a complete boar.• Bad temper: things start to very easily rind you up.• Overheating: Feeling that you are absolutely bacon hot.• Chills; Feeling like you need to hog the duvet or curl up in front of a crackling fire.• Wanting a fight: Shouting out things like “Gammon have a go if you think you’re hard enough…”If any of these symptoms show, then immediately call a hambulance, and go to the hogspital for trewatment. Smokers please note it is a non smoking facility, so you won’t be able to have a snout.Of course all of this could be a false alarm, in which case you will return home shamefaced with your curly tail between your legs, but if the symptoms return, try going to your local pharmacy for some oinkment.
Fran Naughton ● 6153d