Steve,I know you can't wait to hug me and to garland me with flowers, but there is one very sad (but true) reason why I can never show my face in public.You see, Steve, I'm just so damned ugly! I cannot even leave my house without being subject to the most extreme abuse and ridicule.In fact, our mutual friend Phil Andrews summed me up perfectly a few months ago on the Chiswick forum:"Am I the only person on this forum who has this vision of a sad, short, slightly podgy, acned little guy with a bully beef haircut and a badly knitted woolie who lives with his mum?"Actually, Phil was being kind because he left out the three warts on my nose (one of which bears a large tuft of hair).So you see, Steve, even though you love me and cannot wait to be with me, the truth is that I can only ever exist in cyberspace.
Robin Taylor ● 5986d