Andy Scott in the pub with Carlo Ancelotti and Alex Ferguson
The elite managers association are having a meeting at a local pub. In attendance are Andy Scott, Sir Alex Ferguson, Carlo Ancelotti and Roy Hodgson.Andy is up first and offers to by a round. A barley wine for Roy, glass of chianti for Carlo and a pint of Guinness with a double whisky chaser for Six Alex.Roy stands up next and it's the same again for everyone with Andy having a pint of pride.Carlo then says he's getting them in and buys everyone a drink.When those are finished there is a long pause and everyone looks at Sir Alex but he doesn't move so Andy gets up to go to the bar. When he comes back he has a pint of pride, a pint of Guinness and a double whisky chaser. Carlo and Roy are very annoyed and say why did you buy that mean so-and-so drink and not get one for us.Andy says.......Sorry chaps but it's the fourth round and you're not in it.
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