Aliens? They've already landed
This last week I have the most surreal experiences, so much so that I am beginning to think I have strayed into some other universe peopled by beings who are doing their very best to send me screaming over the edge.First there was the saga of trying to help a poor stray cat, and the obstacles that some vets who were supposed to be part of a scheme to help in cases like that put in the way. I was just sent round in circles and asked to do the most time wasting things, all to no avail. Only Cats Protection and the wonderful, and on her own account - bolshie - Janet were helpful, as were my own vets. Then came the second saga of the unwanted rear access gates with Hopeless Homes completely losing the plot, and their map, and seemingly confusing Crane and Worple Avenues in Isleworth with Crane Lodge Road in Cranford, like you do. Are they contactable - are they b***ery, Clearly lessons must be learned from E.T. As for the roundabout disaster, we will have to agree to disagree, but sorry traffic engineers you obviously operate on a different plane to the rest of us, with cloth ears.I feel as if I have been trying to walk through treacle whilst talking an unintelligible language that no-one can understand. It is exhausting and very frustrating, I thought it was me, but no! it isn't. A friend who is active in the local community is also having the self same cr*p, she too thinks she may be on the edge of insanity. I know the government thinks we are all living too long - so this could be some dastardly plot to finish us off, please someone tell me - why does the simplest thing have to be made so bloody difficult? There has been much in the media about Area 51 and research into aliens recently - I've got news for them - they're already here in Isleworth!
Vanessa Smith ● 4550d5 Comments