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I'm a LIAR! - Are you?

Much as it embarasses me to confess this, the truth is that I am a liar. But then so are you, and you, and you and you!Here is a list of some of the lies I've told and porkies that have been told to me over the years:"Well, it just came away in my hands, honest!""Oh you MUST come to dinner some day soon.""No honest, its in the post.""You look lovely tonight.""No no no, its just what I've ALWAYS wanted.""Oh yes darling, it was GREAT for me.""Don't worry dear, its good for the carpet."It was SO nice to see you again."Please add your lies to this list, if you want to that is!  ;-)

Gerry Tan ● 7441d9 Comments

'I do.'

Keith Iddon ● 7440d

I thought you'd throw that one back at me, NIGEL!Here are some other ones:"Yeh, I'll call you back REAL soon.""No, there's NOTHING wrong.""Course I loves yer - I SLEEPS with yer don't I?""There, what a NICE dog"

Gerry Tan ● 7440d

"...the tall handsome man who looks like Robert Redford in that silk/wool Armani suit and with that charming smile is me!"

Nigel Moore ● 7440d

I'll try again...Are you enjoying your meal Sir?  Yes..fine..fine...fine :(

Jim Lawes ● 7441d

Are you your meal Sir?  Yes ..fine ..fine..fine :(

Jim Lawes ● 7441d

I love youDon't worry I'm on the pill

Neil Chippendale ● 7441d

PAUL and ANN, nice ones - I love the mini-cab and the beautiful baby porkies...I've heard and used both quite a few times!  ;-)

Gerry Tan ● 7441d

"No, your bottom isn't too big in those trousers!""Yes, I quite like lasagne!""No, it isn't any trouble at all.""You're not late -I've only been waiting a couple of  minutes.""She's a beautiful baby; the image of you."

Ann S. Allridge ● 7441d

"Yes Sir,your mini-cab is on its way""Yes Sir,i will phone you as soon as i find out where the courier is.""Dont worry,your pay will be backdated next month"

Paul Fisher ● 7441d