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Macleods canvassers have been breaking electoral rules.

It is illegal for electioneering to take place on public transport. On no less than six separate occasions Macleod's team have been electioneering in station property in Brentford. Commuters appear to have been harassed on an almost daily basis at peak times last week.  I called SWT customer services, who very kindly called me back, and they confirmed a few facts and told me something i didn't know. It is actually illegal to use public transport property to promote political parties, it is also highly likely to be breaking Purdah rules during an election campaign as it means that SWT can be accused of electoral bias by allowing canvassers on their property.  They confirmed that Macleods team had no right to be on station property and they would be making sure it stopped immediately. They told me to call them should I see the do so again.  I've had to twice. A further call to the electoral commission and it seems that canvassing is strictly against elctoral rules on public transport and stations.  It turns out I am not the only one to complain to the Electoral Commission and that Macleods team have resulted on them seeking answers from the Tories about their activities.It seems Macleods team have been doing this at other stations in the constituency and I would like to know does she have any respect for the rules and laws that apply to her or is her election worth this?This woman needs to answer some serious questions tomorrow night and I hope you all cross-examine her.

Conal Stewart ● 6042d6 Comments ● 6039d

A joke to ease the tension

Two builders (Dave and Stuart) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar ....The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the Man in the suit.Dave: - I reckon he's an accountant.Stuart: - No way - he's a stockbroker.Dave: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here!The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Dave and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal.Curiosity and the several beers get the better of the builder......Dave: - 'Scuse me.... No offence meant, but me and me mate were wondering what you do for a living?Suit: - No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession.Dave: - Oh! What's that then?Suit: - I'll try to explain by example ... Do you have a goldfish at home?Dave: - Err... Mmm... Well yeah, I do as it happens!Suit: - Well, it's logical to follow that you keep it in a bowl or in a pond. Which is it?Dave: - It's in a pond!Suit: - Well it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large garden then?Dave: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden.Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that in this town if you have a large garden then you have a large house?Dave: - As it happens I've got a five bedroom house ...built it myself!Suit: - Well given that you've built a five bedroom house it is logical to assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and that you are quite probably married?Dave: - Yes I am married; I live with my wife and four children.Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually active with your wife on a regular basis?Dave: - Yep! Five times a week!Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you do not masturbate very often?Dave: - Do what? Not me mate!Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at work!Dave: - How's that then?Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish,  I've told you about your sex life!Dave: - I see! That's pretty impressive ... Thanks mate!Both leave the toilet and Dave returns to his mate.Stuart: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does?Dave: - Yep! He's a logical scientist!Stuart: - What's that then?Dave: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?Stuart: - NopeDave: - Well then, you're a w*nk*r !!

Ian Silver ● 6041d6 Comments ● 6040d